That I was the one who passed the last gas.
I couldn't admit when someone had asked
"Who was? Who did it? Who passed all that gas?
Someone ate something that made that stink last!
So stand up and tell us! Who passed all that that gas!"
Before I could buck up and confess the deed fast,
I chickened out and sadly the moment was past.
So I am admitting and thus standing fast,
that yes, it was I who passed the last gas.